bad jokes are my lifeline
|| Ash || 21 || nonbinary ||
Taken by The Cutest™ ❤
super cool college kid?
|| they/them ||
my bi girl ass when anyone insults lesbians on this website

joulejay:

squeezingparrots:

lopunny:

heartvalentine:

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my lesbian ass when anyone insults bi girls on this website

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wlw solidarity

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wlw icons to achieve solidarity

cannibalcoalition:

cannibalcoalition:

Spider plant, spider plant

Does some things that spiders can’t.

Clones itself in a pot

Makes the air fresh when it’s not.

I’m… gonna steal this spider plant.

Spider plant, spider plant.

 Friendly cubicle spider plant.

 Kinda like Fieri’s hair 

But takes formaldehyde from the air. 

Look out, i stole a spider plant.

jeffreymarsh:

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💛💛💛

fernnae:

Honestly shout out to people with anxiety and panic disorders, we don’t get enough recognition for our hard work. Pushing through your body’s instinct to fight/flee/freeze at the slightest worry is a whole new level of strength. We’re battling almost everyday against a fast-acting animalistic response that humans have been experiencing since the dawn of time, a response that is literally designed to take full control of your actions away from you. That takes so much courage and perseverance. We’re strong as fuck.

disexplications:

Gender Conceal Party

crazy-pages:

daja-the-hypnokitten:

onemillionspiders:

acesapphic:

Ready for a long ace-centric metaphor about sex? 

Alright, so. Coffee. I don’t drink coffee. I have no desire to drink coffee. I find people who enthusiastically go on about the flavor differences of lattes, espressos, and french press brews, both amusing and mildly baffling. All the coffee ads. Coffee jokes. Bustling coffee shops. To me, all coffee is similarly bitter and unpleasant. I have been through so many “Try this, it’s sweet! You can’t even taste the coffee!”  Alas, I always can. And I’m  sensitive to caffeine anyway. So, I don’t really think about drinking it when I wake up or am tired.

 Yet I love the smell of coffee. I love the idea of coffee. The feeling of a warm cup taking the chill from my fingers, the cozy ritual of having a drink and chat. I might try someone’s coffee. If they ask, if I want to please them and share in something they enjoy. I am also perfectly capable of learning the preferences of those I care about and creating a cup for their pleasure. 

But I don’t want coffee, generally speaking. I will probably make a face after trying their coffee and wash the taste out with something else. They may rush to reassure me that it is an acquired taste. And I’ll have to reply that it’s a taste I don’t particularly care about acquiring in the way they did. ‘Drink it till you like it’ will never work for me.

 But that doesn’t mean I am against coffee or think people shouldn’t drink it. Doesn’t mean I’ve taken a vow to never drink any. And sure, maybe if you get one of those sugar and whipped cream disasters, more of a warm milkshake than a cup of coffee, I’ll probably be happier sipping it with you. But honestly? I’d rather smell someone else’s coffee and not be expected to drink it. I’d really rather have the heat and sweetness of my hot cocoa. 

I love this

The best part is it works for ALLLL the ace spectrum! Maybe you like one specific type of coffee on rare occasions! Maybe you enjoy coffee when you’re sharing the drink with someone! Maybe you can’t even stand the smell of coffee!

This needs to be on my blog.

This is it exactly oh my god.

penicillium-pusher:

Shoutout to all the other transmasculine house mouses and gentleman elfs

penicillium-pusher:

queer-trans-amazon:

penicillium-pusher:

penicillium-pusher:

What if I got a prince albert on my packer

I was definitely kidding but now y’all are making me imagine how that would even go down, like I go into the shop and ask for a dick piercing and they’re like “yeah cool let’s see what we’re working with”

and then I just hand over my penis

My sleep deprived brain registered “on my” as just “a” and I was confused (but supportive) about why you were buying a mid 19th century Prince Consort a silicon phallus

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penicillium-pusher:

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I’m actually an abstract and amorphous being held together with caffeine and anxiety ☕️

ampervadasz:

Ügyes !

cryforkeith:

clarknokent:

juleswatsvn:

juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

Also unfollow me if you consider it to be LGBT+ because it’s not and you’re sick bye

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

ummno:

internetsurfing:

warbutt:

msnubuddhist:

screengeniuz:

the-movemnt:

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

😂

❤️

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

This is the only millennial love story I will accept.

exceptionalcelestial:

laviebohemianrhapsody:

millennial-review:

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“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

bombboi:

Lesbians still making posts about how bad it is for bi women to use butch/femme: 
We know! We heard u! We’re trying to make our own terms and have them used widespread but we need to get the WORD out for them to be commonplace and that’s hard when literally nobody but bis reblog posts talking about bisexuals lol! It’s not like we all follow each other. At this point the only people trying to take ur terms from you are lesphobes or young bi girls who straight up don’t realize they aren’t generic wlw terms because they haven’t learned the history bc literally no one is out here trying to include and teach bisexual kids shit about their gay lineage, everyone’s too busy trying to push it under the rug. 

bi equivalent of femme: doe
bi equivalent of butch: stag

There are more for nb bis and such you can look into but there’s the basics! Look I’ve even designed flags you can find if you scroll through this tag! (i didnt come up with the terms)  


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@theghostkingdoom My bi-son and @din0g1rl My bi-daughter